The Guy I Dated Was Sent By The Devil
I’m not particularly religious. I do believe in God, and I pray often, but I don’t go to a particular church, or follow a specific religion. Therefore I believe that the devil also exists, and as a result I believe that Satan sent the last guy I dated into my life. Here’s why…
He was good looking.
He was taller than me.
He was of the same culture as me.
He had a nice, masculine body.
He made me laugh.
He was hard-working and ambitious.
He was very sociable and enjoyed socialising.
He liked travelling.
He enjoyed a tipple.
He was literate.
He made an effort with me, and with my friends and family he met.
He was affectionate.
He was complimentary.
He was independent and responsible.
I don’t see why God would have sent this guy, with all these qualities that I would want if I was told to write a list, and then just snatch the possibility of everlasting happiness away. So it only makes sense that the devil saw that I was content with going about my business in life, and while God was focusing on the craziness that’s going on in the world, Satan saw a gap in the market and sent this guy to tease me, then yanked him away. But it’s okay. I know now.
Have you ever been convinced that an ex was sent to you just to mess up your feng shui?